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therumpus:

The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:
 Aries: It might be easy to get stuck inside yourself this week; it might be easy to get lost in your own weird swirling mind. Try to live in the world. Try to spend your days with other people. Try to stay open to all the best surprises. Let your thoughts move in the bright afternoon air. There will be colors in the distance, and at night the stars will shine so strange and far above you. There’s so much more than what you know. There’s so much room to breathe.
 Taurus: This week, things might get so strange inside your head. This week, your dreams might get tangled and your desires might get wild. Your days will be easier if you let this weirdness out your body, out of your brain, out into the world. Let your words get weird, let your voice get loud. Read books you’ve never read. Drive out to places you’ve never seen. Everything will make sense again, and for now it’s a week for turning up your music and telling your truths.
 Gemini: This week, when it’s hard to find north, when it’s hard to find the way home, when it’s hard to remember what you’re doing, try not to worry. Try not to talk yourself in circles. It’s a week for living in your body more than your head. It’s a week for trusting the instincts that live in your stomach, the feelings that live in your shoulders, the wisdom that lives in your skin. You know so much more than you think. You can believe your own self.
 Cancer: This week might feel like a river, this week might feel like the sea, this week might feel like nothing in the whole world is solid. This can be strange and it can be such a gift, if you’re ready for it. Think about motion. Think about waves. Think about all the water in the world and all the water in your body. Let yourself love other people the way they need to be loved. Let yourself bend, let yourself float. Think about how many ways there are to be free.
 Leo: This week, the world might feel chilly or prickly or strange. This week, the days might feel short. This week, you might need to search harder than you think for brightness and softness and love. You can find all the goodness you need, you can find enough warmth to fill your whole city, but you’ll have to work. Clean your kitchen. Eat the foods that make you strong. Let your friends know that you love them. Listen to the music that opens up your whole heart.
 Virgo: This week is for thoughtfulness, this week is for memory, this week is for finding solid ground to stand on. Even when the wind blows, even when the sun sets, you will have your own good thoughts, you will have your own good friends, you will have your own good heart. You don’t have to hide your truest self. You do not have to doubt your capacity for bright wild joy. Read your old diaries. Remember your old dreams. You can come back to yourself.
 Libra: Your whole body might fill up with some wild energy this week; your dreams might fill with such bright bendy colors. You can get unstuck, you can get inspired, you can get moving again. You might not recognize this energy right away, you might not know quite what to do with it. Just try to let it move you. Try to let it brighten your nights. Try to be open to new cities, new people, new roads. You can glow, you can shine, you can light your own way.
 Scorpio: Your language can do funny things, this week. Your language can go so wild. This week, you can talk yourself into anything, you can talk magic into being, you can speak whole worlds into life. Your voice can carry you, it can light up rooms, it can calm storms, it can move whole oceans. Try to be kind, this week when the world bends around you. Try to be generous. Listen to other people. Listen to songs with no words at all.
 Sagittarius: The world might feel unpredictable around you this week, and you might feel unpredictable inside it. You might feel your veins fill up with electricity, you might feel your skin flush with a wild heat. Do whatever you need to do, this week, because nothing in the world can contain you if you decide not to be contained. Nothing in the whole world can dim your bright light. Think of yourself as fire under a dark sky; think of yourself as warmth on a cold night.
 Capricorn: This week, you might feel so acutely, so tenderly, the way the world is spinning, the way it’s moving through the sky. This week, you might feel a new season begin. You might wake up feeling new, feeling bright, feeling strange in your own skin. Try to watch and wait, just for a little bit. You don’t have to rush and you don’t have to worry. Wear your warmest sweaters. Wear the clothes that make you feel strongest. Look at your face in the mirror until you recognize yourself again.
 Aquarius: The space around you might wobble this week; the air might shimmer and the ground might shake. It might feel hard to catch your balance. It might feel hard to see your true self. This wild moving world can be so exhausting, but you’re strong and strange enough to live here. Try not to be afraid. Try just to take such tender care of yourself. Put an extra blanket on your bed. Cook your favorite soup. Call someone who loves you, just to hear their voice.
 Pisces: Your days might be full of motion this week, and they might be full of surprises, and they might be full of wild desires that you hardly recognize, that you can hardly even name. If you search for courage you can find it, and if you search for kindness you can find it, and if you search for joy, your whole life can bloom. Let your life fill with music. Let your life fill with color. You don’t have to settle for anything less than what you need.
Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May.

therumpus:

The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:

Aries: It might be easy to get stuck inside yourself this week; it might be easy to get lost in your own weird swirling mind. Try to live in the world. Try to spend your days with other people. Try to stay open to all the best surprises. Let your thoughts move in the bright afternoon air. There will be colors in the distance, and at night the stars will shine so strange and far above you. There’s so much more than what you know. There’s so much room to breathe.

Taurus: This week, things might get so strange inside your head. This week, your dreams might get tangled and your desires might get wild. Your days will be easier if you let this weirdness out your body, out of your brain, out into the world. Let your words get weird, let your voice get loud. Read books you’ve never read. Drive out to places you’ve never seen. Everything will make sense again, and for now it’s a week for turning up your music and telling your truths.

Gemini: This week, when it’s hard to find north, when it’s hard to find the way home, when it’s hard to remember what you’re doing, try not to worry. Try not to talk yourself in circles. It’s a week for living in your body more than your head. It’s a week for trusting the instincts that live in your stomach, the feelings that live in your shoulders, the wisdom that lives in your skin. You know so much more than you think. You can believe your own self.

Cancer: This week might feel like a river, this week might feel like the sea, this week might feel like nothing in the whole world is solid. This can be strange and it can be such a gift, if you’re ready for it. Think about motion. Think about waves. Think about all the water in the world and all the water in your body. Let yourself love other people the way they need to be loved. Let yourself bend, let yourself float. Think about how many ways there are to be free.

Leo: This week, the world might feel chilly or prickly or strange. This week, the days might feel short. This week, you might need to search harder than you think for brightness and softness and love. You can find all the goodness you need, you can find enough warmth to fill your whole city, but you’ll have to work. Clean your kitchen. Eat the foods that make you strong. Let your friends know that you love them. Listen to the music that opens up your whole heart.

Virgo: This week is for thoughtfulness, this week is for memory, this week is for finding solid ground to stand on. Even when the wind blows, even when the sun sets, you will have your own good thoughts, you will have your own good friends, you will have your own good heart. You don’t have to hide your truest self. You do not have to doubt your capacity for bright wild joy. Read your old diaries. Remember your old dreams. You can come back to yourself.

Libra: Your whole body might fill up with some wild energy this week; your dreams might fill with such bright bendy colors. You can get unstuck, you can get inspired, you can get moving again. You might not recognize this energy right away, you might not know quite what to do with it. Just try to let it move you. Try to let it brighten your nights. Try to be open to new cities, new people, new roads. You can glow, you can shine, you can light your own way.

Scorpio: Your language can do funny things, this week. Your language can go so wild. This week, you can talk yourself into anything, you can talk magic into being, you can speak whole worlds into life. Your voice can carry you, it can light up rooms, it can calm storms, it can move whole oceans. Try to be kind, this week when the world bends around you. Try to be generous. Listen to other people. Listen to songs with no words at all.

Sagittarius: The world might feel unpredictable around you this week, and you might feel unpredictable inside it. You might feel your veins fill up with electricity, you might feel your skin flush with a wild heat. Do whatever you need to do, this week, because nothing in the world can contain you if you decide not to be contained. Nothing in the whole world can dim your bright light. Think of yourself as fire under a dark sky; think of yourself as warmth on a cold night.

Capricorn: This week, you might feel so acutely, so tenderly, the way the world is spinning, the way it’s moving through the sky. This week, you might feel a new season begin. You might wake up feeling new, feeling bright, feeling strange in your own skin. Try to watch and wait, just for a little bit. You don’t have to rush and you don’t have to worry. Wear your warmest sweaters. Wear the clothes that make you feel strongest. Look at your face in the mirror until you recognize yourself again.

Aquarius: The space around you might wobble this week; the air might shimmer and the ground might shake. It might feel hard to catch your balance. It might feel hard to see your true self. This wild moving world can be so exhausting, but you’re strong and strange enough to live here. Try not to be afraid. Try just to take such tender care of yourself. Put an extra blanket on your bed. Cook your favorite soup. Call someone who loves you, just to hear their voice.

Pisces: Your days might be full of motion this week, and they might be full of surprises, and they might be full of wild desires that you hardly recognize, that you can hardly even name. If you search for courage you can find it, and if you search for kindness you can find it, and if you search for joy, your whole life can bloom. Let your life fill with music. Let your life fill with color. You don’t have to settle for anything less than what you need.

Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May.

Yeeeeaaah buddy

Yeeeeaaah buddy

asymptoticgiantbranch:

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I just ruined a painting by sneezing on it. Ughhhhhhhh.

If only it was that easy

If only it was that easy

Part of my -every-day-is-the-same-the-drinks-just-change series

therumpus:

The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:
Aries: You might feel a little distant from your own life this week, like you’re far from home even when you’re in your own kitchen, in your own bed, in the most familiar corners of your thoughts. This week might feel strange, but if you keep your eyes open you’ll be able to find a beautiful bright clarity. You’ll be able to know what you want. You’ll be able to see what you need to do. You’ll be able to come back to earth when you’re ready, but for now just focus on breathing in this cold clean air.
 Taurus: This is a week for cleaning bad feelings out of your house, for clearing bad feelings out of your body. There are so many ways to keep living. There are so many ways to get free, and there are so many kinds of strange joy that you can let into your heart, and it’s okay to quit things that make you sad, sometimes. It’s okay to walk away. It’s okay to talk and talk and talk until your secrets turn into air. Drink water or go on the longest walks or cook something beautiful just for yourself.
 Gemini: The world around you might not fully make sense this week, and this is okay. The world around you might feel tangled and bendy and wild, but it will be filled with the glimmer of possibility. It will be filled with the thrill of the future. Your days will come into focus slowly, and the truths you are looking for will reveal themselves to you when you don’t even expect it. Your life might not make sense, but you have what you need to keep moving. Listen to songs you don’t understand. Listen to songs about love.
 Cancer: This is a week for talking, it’s a week for making so much bright golden noise, it’s a week not to hold back. This is a week for saying things that might embarrass you, as long as you speak with a full heart. This is a week for saying things that might make your life strange, a week for saying things that might make your life better, a week for saying what’s been on your mind. Write letters, write long funny emails, stay up late at night on the phone. Talk about your secrets. Talk about your love.
 Leo: The world might feel slow this week, and you might feel stuck. It might feel like there’s nowhere to move, like there’s not enough air, but still there are so many ways to make space for yourself. There are so many places to find movement, even on the slowest and weirdest days. It’s a week for reading, it’s a week for telling stories, it’s a week for turning up the music loud enough that you can feel it in your bones, wild enough that you can hear it in your dreams.
 Virgo: This week, your dreams might feel heavy with meaning, and your days might shine with truth, and you can see your face reflected back to you in windows and mirrors; you can see your own life reflected back to you in the sky, in the morning, in the eyes of the people you know. It’s a week for finding small moments of quiet for yourself, a week for building slow peaceful days, a week for sitting back and letting your mind wander and watching the golden afternoon light. It’s a week for remembering who you are.
 Libra: This week, you can feel something inside you fit into place, you can feel your life start to make sense to you again. This week, you can believe in the rhythms that beat in your dreams, you can believe in the love pumping in your heart, you can believe in the things that you feel in your bones to be true. Let the world fill you with a sense of wholeness. You’re made of blood and bone and water and dreams and you don’t have to try to be anybody but your own sweet self.
 Scorpio: This week, if you pay attention, you might feel your body in moving in some kind of funny rhythm with the world. You might feel your thoughts moving in harmony with the life you’ve built for yourself. You might a stillness, or a sweetness, or a funny feeling of peace. It’s a week to let the world move you. It’s a week to sit back in awe at all the wild days that have brought you here. It’s a week to drink coffee, to be good to your friends, to watch the world spin, to wait and see.
 Sagittarius: This week might feel strange, it might feel frustrating, it might make you so impatient. This week might feel like nothing is quite settled, like nothing is quite what you’re expecting it to be. Sometimes it takes such a long time for the patterns of your life to make themselves known. Sometimes the way forward is clear, and sometimes you just have to be patient, sometimes you have to do the best you can while you wait. Try to be kind. Try to keep moving. Try to trust that the message will become clear.
 Capricorn: This is a week for learning new ways not to back down when the world gets strange. This is a week for learning new ways to create your own light, to create your own energy, to create your own fire. It’s a week for moving, it’s a week for sweating, it’s a week for shouting and singing and cooking and eating. Fill yourself up with stories of people who are brave enough to keep living. Listen to music that makes you believe in your own body, your own strength, your own life.
 Aquarius: The skies might feel heavy above you this week, the ground might feel hard, the streets might feel crowded and close. The world might try to shrink your imagination, or your belief in your own bright magic, or your wild love for the people around you. This is a week for staying bright and generous even in a difficult world. This is a week for resistance, it’s a week for pushing back, it’s a week for staying strong and strange in the face of all the forces that would have you feel small.
 Pisces: This week, follow the rhythm of the earth as it spins under your feet. Follow the rhythm of songs played in supermarkets, in cars, in your head. Follow the thoughts that won’t leave you alone. Follow the images that keep tugging at you, keep speaking to you, keep bothering you. Follow the things that move you, even if they don’t make sense yet, even if you aren’t sure where they’re taking you. It’s not your job right now to know why. All you have to do is honor your own instincts.
Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May

therumpus:

The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:

Aries: You might feel a little distant from your own life this week, like you’re far from home even when you’re in your own kitchen, in your own bed, in the most familiar corners of your thoughts. This week might feel strange, but if you keep your eyes open you’ll be able to find a beautiful bright clarity. You’ll be able to know what you want. You’ll be able to see what you need to do. You’ll be able to come back to earth when you’re ready, but for now just focus on breathing in this cold clean air.

Taurus: This is a week for cleaning bad feelings out of your house, for clearing bad feelings out of your body. There are so many ways to keep living. There are so many ways to get free, and there are so many kinds of strange joy that you can let into your heart, and it’s okay to quit things that make you sad, sometimes. It’s okay to walk away. It’s okay to talk and talk and talk until your secrets turn into air. Drink water or go on the longest walks or cook something beautiful just for yourself.

Gemini: The world around you might not fully make sense this week, and this is okay. The world around you might feel tangled and bendy and wild, but it will be filled with the glimmer of possibility. It will be filled with the thrill of the future. Your days will come into focus slowly, and the truths you are looking for will reveal themselves to you when you don’t even expect it. Your life might not make sense, but you have what you need to keep moving. Listen to songs you don’t understand. Listen to songs about love.

Cancer: This is a week for talking, it’s a week for making so much bright golden noise, it’s a week not to hold back. This is a week for saying things that might embarrass you, as long as you speak with a full heart. This is a week for saying things that might make your life strange, a week for saying things that might make your life better, a week for saying what’s been on your mind. Write letters, write long funny emails, stay up late at night on the phone. Talk about your secrets. Talk about your love.

Leo: The world might feel slow this week, and you might feel stuck. It might feel like there’s nowhere to move, like there’s not enough air, but still there are so many ways to make space for yourself. There are so many places to find movement, even on the slowest and weirdest days. It’s a week for reading, it’s a week for telling stories, it’s a week for turning up the music loud enough that you can feel it in your bones, wild enough that you can hear it in your dreams.

Virgo: This week, your dreams might feel heavy with meaning, and your days might shine with truth, and you can see your face reflected back to you in windows and mirrors; you can see your own life reflected back to you in the sky, in the morning, in the eyes of the people you know. It’s a week for finding small moments of quiet for yourself, a week for building slow peaceful days, a week for sitting back and letting your mind wander and watching the golden afternoon light. It’s a week for remembering who you are.

Libra: This week, you can feel something inside you fit into place, you can feel your life start to make sense to you again. This week, you can believe in the rhythms that beat in your dreams, you can believe in the love pumping in your heart, you can believe in the things that you feel in your bones to be true. Let the world fill you with a sense of wholeness. You’re made of blood and bone and water and dreams and you don’t have to try to be anybody but your own sweet self.

Scorpio: This week, if you pay attention, you might feel your body in moving in some kind of funny rhythm with the world. You might feel your thoughts moving in harmony with the life you’ve built for yourself. You might a stillness, or a sweetness, or a funny feeling of peace. It’s a week to let the world move you. It’s a week to sit back in awe at all the wild days that have brought you here. It’s a week to drink coffee, to be good to your friends, to watch the world spin, to wait and see.

Sagittarius: This week might feel strange, it might feel frustrating, it might make you so impatient. This week might feel like nothing is quite settled, like nothing is quite what you’re expecting it to be. Sometimes it takes such a long time for the patterns of your life to make themselves known. Sometimes the way forward is clear, and sometimes you just have to be patient, sometimes you have to do the best you can while you wait. Try to be kind. Try to keep moving. Try to trust that the message will become clear.

Capricorn: This is a week for learning new ways not to back down when the world gets strange. This is a week for learning new ways to create your own light, to create your own energy, to create your own fire. It’s a week for moving, it’s a week for sweating, it’s a week for shouting and singing and cooking and eating. Fill yourself up with stories of people who are brave enough to keep living. Listen to music that makes you believe in your own body, your own strength, your own life.

Aquarius: The skies might feel heavy above you this week, the ground might feel hard, the streets might feel crowded and close. The world might try to shrink your imagination, or your belief in your own bright magic, or your wild love for the people around you. This is a week for staying bright and generous even in a difficult world. This is a week for resistance, it’s a week for pushing back, it’s a week for staying strong and strange in the face of all the forces that would have you feel small.

Pisces: This week, follow the rhythm of the earth as it spins under your feet. Follow the rhythm of songs played in supermarkets, in cars, in your head. Follow the thoughts that won’t leave you alone. Follow the images that keep tugging at you, keep speaking to you, keep bothering you. Follow the things that move you, even if they don’t make sense yet, even if you aren’t sure where they’re taking you. It’s not your job right now to know why. All you have to do is honor your own instincts.

Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May