I Can’t Stand- Zola Jesus
I’ve decided that the 16-year-old in me knows best. Any time I’m insulted or cat called on the street I scream “dude you’re just jealous” and flip the bird. Critical moves, y’all.
Woman In Pool
FUCK ANTI RAPE NAIL POLISH
Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?
Seriously important to know about, think about and act on. Keep talking. Keep knowing. Keep living.
-You fucked someone and it was dope
-You fucked someone and it was the pits
-You’re at your mom’s house
-You’re hung over
-You’re with friends
-You have extra cash
-You have zero cash except for these $5
-You just saw an amazing concert
-You’re having an existential crisis
-You’re having a moment of clarity
-You got an awesome book
-You’re in a new town
-You’re walking down memory lane
-You’re just starting a new relationship
-You’re looking super cute and want to be seen
-You just dumped someone and you feel like a piece of trash but you also love it
None of those things would be properly honored if a plate of lukewarm eggs and bacon showed up at your door. You could seriously play video games or sit on the toilet while eating that. That’s what lunch is for.
And really, let’s be honest, what’s the point of breakfast without a bottomless cup of coffee?