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I’m doing a new tumblr account for clip art, which I find charming and strange. Follow if you’d like: CLYPART

Woke up at 5am to get primped for work. After a bout of buffalo wing shits and some coffee, my partner and I look out the window and spy a pile of (   ). Curiously, we go outside, only to find two leprechauns, 13 gold coins for the each of us, bars of chocolate, and 4 Murphys, all in a gold basket.

Thanks Dad, for driving an hour at 3am to deposit such wonderful St. Patty’s gifts to your 22 year old children’s doorstep. Much love to you!